Josh's Profile

While reminiscing about my adventures in large animal medicine during my vet tech years, Josh started feeling nostalgic about his colonoscopy.

Josh: "I had 100 feet of hose jammed up my ass."

Me: "100? Really...  A colon is only about 8 feet long."

Josh: "But I have an abnormally long rectum - like an extra 8 inches."

Me: "Really?  They actually told you that afterwards?"

Josh:  "Yeah, it's in my Match.com profile."