Air Horn Rules

In regards to NHL fans using airhorns during games:

(From the other room) "Is that the goal horn I hear?"

Me: "No."

"Oh, just people blasting airhorns like assholes.  It should be a league rule that you get to punch anyone who uses an air horn in the face.  No, it should be LIFE rule that you get to beat the shit out of anyone who blows an air horn.  Unless your lost in the <expletive>ing ocean, you don't need an air horn."