The Troll Demands a Toll

While waiting for his new phone at Best Buy today, Josh encountered a lady that offended his sensibilities.  She was wearing hobo gloves, had 3 inch fungus nails, and 2 inch fungus toenails.   

"What a train wreck.  She looks like a troll and has Freddy Krueger claws.  I'm afraid I'm going to have a pay a toll to get out of the store alive.  And if I don't she'll grind up my bones for her bread.  What's up with those gloves? They are just work gloves with the fingers cut off so she can get her Freddy Kruger claws in them.Her nails are disgusting!!  And someone has to touch those things to polish them and paint designs on them!  Some poor Vietnamese person had to touch those!!!!  There is a Vietnamese woman somewhere crying herself to sleep right now.  Why are you writing this down?!?!?!"