Current mood:frisky
Last night on my way to work one of the guests on my favorite AM radio program (Coast To Coast AM) detailed the events of a most unpleasant encounter of the alien kind. Reportedly, a couple was abducted and while aboard the alien craft, the space beings forced their space pig (as described by the witnesses) to rape the woman. You read this correctly - space pigs are raping people while aliens watch... Wow. So, a good old fashion probing isn't looking so bad now, is it? Bring on the glowing wand, I say.
