"Actually, I don't know if he's Russian."

Being Tampa Bay residents and hockey fans, we've been glued to the Lightning games.  Since the Lightning started playing the Capitals in Round 2, Josh has been ranting about Alexander Ovechkin.

"God, I hate Alexander Ovechkin!!!!!"

"Why? What did he do?"

"He's such a f'ing showboater!  He dances around like a clown when he scores and that's not the kind of game hockey is.  I hate that Russian asshole!"

Josh was silent for about a minute then followed up with, "Actually, I don't know if he's Russian."

Then last night, after repeating essentially the same rant, he did a Google search to determine if Ovechkin was actually Russian.

"He IS a Russian asshole!"