Last night on our way home from the mall, Josh noticed a lady on the sidewalk dancing with a foot long sub sandwich. This offended his sensibilities:
"Did you see that? There was a lady dancing around in the street with a sandwich!! I don't mean just dancing while eating a sandwich - she was holding it up in the air like it was the newborn Simba on Lion King. I guess she was hoping that cars would circle around and honk their horns to the tune of 'Circle of Life'. Why would you dance with a sandwich? I mean, if I eat something really good I might give it a quick pelvic thrust and a 'Yeah', but I would never dance with it... I'm going to have nightmares about that tonight."
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