Wednesday, May 18, 2011

When the rapture comes...

Josh has recently been obsessed with Family Radio, the organization headed by the crazy bastard Harold Camping, which has predicted that Judgement Day will be this Saturday, May 21 at approximately 6 pm.

"You can bet if the rapture really happens Saturday I'm going to wild out.  If at 6 pm, I see f***ers float up and I do my little hop like, 'Hey, why aren't I floating up, too?' I'm gonna go crazy.  I'm going to spend the next 90 days without pants on!  Since the universe is going to cease to exist, no one will remember what I've done in the last 90 days."

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